Will Jesser changed his Facebook profile photo prompting claims that he has had post season cosmetic surgery. We all know Factor is no walking advert for Nivea Men but a facelift?
Speaking of surgery, how juiced up did our President look after his knee clean out operation a recently. It is rumoured that he was so out of it on a cocktail of prescribed pain killers that the league were considering an Essendon like investigation into the Superules supplements program not to mention that he went back to work auctioning off a house in Resa for record price only to find he’d taken bids on the seller’s next door neighbours house which wasn’t on the market!
And the surgery theme continues after it was reported that Mick Egan has been considering going under the knife for a testicle donation. He’s already knocked a tribe full of little tackers so at $70k a pair why not?
Adam and Michelle Lewis and their three kids celebrated 8 years of marital bliss this month. It’s a credit to Michelle and her resilience and we congratulate to her for putting up with him for an extended period as most of us at Coburg Superules can only handle him in small doses. Now the story is that Helmet took Shell out for late night surprise Foreman Grill meal in the lounge room to celebrate followed by a couple of drumsticks for dessert. We just say a big congratulations!
Meanwhile Bananas Branagan, has been doing a bit of promo work for the club on the beaches of Queensland. Mr Movember was seen sunny himself wearing only his Coburg Superules branded shorts and sporting his designer stubble moustacher up on the Sunshine Coast. Ok, here’s the real plug DONATE HERE!
And what about the efforts Sam Di Falco and Craig McKay, these two fitness nut jobs have been burning up the track in the off season.
The often controversial TV critic, political antagonistic and sometimes football analyst Sam Di Falco has traded his Bachelorette time for Nikes and churned out 4.28 minute kilometres in the 15km City2Sea fun run. That’s whoop ass speed and in comparison to Frank Massara’s runkeeper post indicating 7.02 minutes per kilometre, Sam makes Frank look like a sloth!
Whilst not Di Falco’s partner in crime, Craig “Macca” McKay is of the same ilk. The self-confessed fitness tragic, athletic freak and back pocket plumber, completed the grueling Shepparton Challenge Triathlon in the 45-49 years of age category in 5 hours, 40 minutes and 39 seconds, finishing 26th in his category, not bad first up. I mean we think, of course, there better ways to spend our time and we’d probably be saying that’s 6 hours of our lives that we won’t get back but hey well done Macca!
We will soon be seeing the preseason headlines “McKay and Di Falco training the house down”, then we got to thinking…a preseason challenge?…can you see it now?...Di Falco v McKay?
And yes, we do love headline and if we are talking about amazing feats then one cannot go past, the human headline (or at least the human headline of Facebook), Troy “Selfie” Jones. He took another step towards fame after he claimed the coveted gold medal in the Essendon Wine Bar dance off. It was a hard fought contest but judges stated that his signature “shake your tushy” move got him home on points.
Finally has anyone seen Saddo’s B&F runner up trophy? It was last seen doing the rounds and being used as prop in selfies at the same venue that Jonesy danced his way to success. If anyone does find it, please return it with a tube of super strength araldite.
And that’s the November wrap, see you at preseason…